Catching Captain Willie (Game)Adults only

 

 

CATCHING CAPTAIN WILLIE 

 ( The One - Eyed Monster & his pack of Raw Weiners)

Captain Willie has escaped from the Jaws of certain Death at the hands of the Dreaded, Lady Dane of Hamburg.  He is wanted for betraying his beloved wife; Di'll Pickle, and shr didn't relish that, for being "too hot to handle", refusing to be confined to his Bun till dressed and eaten( yes, Ketchup & Mustard confessed  once we put the squeeze on them) and for portraying himself... as Kosher.( How dare he)

Can you help Lady Dane capture and Eat the One -Eyed Captain & his Crew of Raw weiners? Or.. will they escape and Threaten the Relationship that We All Have With

 Condiments forever? Only You Can Help!!

 

Rules & Regulations

1) Obtain the perfect length rope from Lady Dane, Tie it firmly around your waist, attatch (tie) around your Weiner( also available from Lady Dane).

Once this is done and The Willie Wistle is Blown, spread your legs and swing your weiner back and forth till you can catch him in your Jaws of Death

2) the fist to catch and hold(eat or bite if you wish)Captain Willie  wins  the Honorary Golden Weenie Award and a free Drink at MkKrakynn's Pub.